Nevada
There will be no Arabian nights in Nevada. It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. Guess you’ll just have to take your car, though that seems like much less fun.
Minnesota
Be aware not to run “afowl” of the law in Minnesota. It is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head.
Alaska
It is an offense to push a living moose out of an airplane. A dead one is apparently fine.
Arkansas
After 6:00 pm it is illegal for dogs to bark in Little Rock. Jury is still out on whether or not they will obey this law.
South Carolina
Keep your bathtubs clear of horses in SC, as it is illegal to put them there. The shower is seemingly fine however.
Ohio
Keep your cocktails to yourself in Ohio—and preferably away from the water. It is illegal to get a fish drunk. Gives a whole new meaning to someone “drinking like a fish.”
Connecticut
It is a law in Hartford that you cannot educate dogs. Does obedience school count?
Kentucky
We’re not sure why this one ever came up, but you can’t dye a duckling blue and sell it… unless you’re selling six at once.
Arizona
Did you know that it is illegal for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs? Other animals are seemingly exempt from this prohibition.
Kansas
Fluffy tails rejoice! Kansas has a law that states that rabbits can’t be shot from motorboats.
Florida
Can you believe that in Florida if you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay for it as if it were a vehicle? Make sure you keep your loose change handy when you next take Dumbo out for errands.
