“Hello, my name is Memphis, and I am a beautiful Glitter Wolf!”

“Do you think they will notice if I wear a wig?”

“RAWR ! I am so unbearably cute!”

“I am not sure how I feel about these ears…”

“I am prepared for anything! Not only am I warm, I am a bear now, so I am scary right?”

“Okay… seriously… who do you think I am? Rainbow Brite?”