“No, I don’t want to hold a kitten”

 “My dad, who hates cats, built bunkbeds for my boys”

 “Our cat only loves our dad, who hates her”

 “My boyfriend said he doesn’t like cats. This is him now”

 “My dad swears he hates cats”

 “I’m not a cat person but I’ll make an exception”

 “My dad never wanted a cat, and look at him now”

 “The boyfriend is supposedly not a cat person”

 “Not a cat person but I just couldn’t not take her home”

 “Dad says he doesn’t like the cat, saw this”