“It would be just great if you’d stop taking a shower and feed me.”

“Human, I’ll protect you from toilet monsters!”

“How can you stare at a newspaper when you have me?”

No more cats on the keyboard

“What personal space are you talking about?”

“I’ll always be your baby, won’t I?”

“Come on, talk. I’m not distracting you.”

“Yeah…finally a perfect place!”

Pure love seems to look like this

“Typing with both hands? Such nonsense!”