But does your internet have anything as fabulous as me? The answer is no!

Mine, all mine

Don’t mind me, I’ll wait here

Naaaah, reading time is over; now it’s ’loving your bestie’ time!

This is my human, and I’m going to love him as much as I please

What are you doing in there…?

Work can wait!

Forgot something?

Lemme close this thing, and we’ll go do important stuff. Like playing!

Look! I’m here!