My six-pack abs are made in the kitchen.

Is it hot or is it just me?

Come on, girl, show me you what you’ve got.

Can I be your natural selection?

I just love myself.

Three idiots are at my door waiting for me and I am just here, watching my fav show.

Here is what I mean with “What a view!”

Baby, I will certainly shave myself for you!

When in the dog ages chart you are older than you should be for riding on the swing.

Kim Corgdashian

Draw me like one of your French girls.

When you have mastered everything.

Do you know karate? Cuz your body is kicking!

You are an interesting person…tell me more!

I will throw my meatballs to kiss your soft paws.

Santa Claus came early this year. What are your wishes?

Let me teach you some math.

It’s a great day to be fabulous.

Life after leg day.

Can you give me some water? I think I have a sunstroke.