I was just, uhm, making sure your beer was cool enough for when you came home…

The temperature is juuust right today. You saw nothing!

…I was cold, and you left the heating off.

I didn’t take any money, I swear!

I’m just choosing your outfit for tonight, don’t mind me!

Oh, so NOW you tell me this isn’t the bath tub!

Lipstick? Nope, I haven’t seen it anywhere…

Oh my…I didn’t hear you come in…

I fetched your mail for you!

It was like this when I got here.