The ideal man…or the ideal cat?

The gate’s open and I didn’t even run away…I’m waiting for my praise!

I’ve always wanted to do this!

I got lost, and you’re the first person I’ve seen in months! Let’s be friends!

A cool hat and a flower to sniff. What more could you want?

It’s hard work being a cat, but someone’s got to do it.

War is war, but you should always have lunch on schedule.

This guy is my best friend!