When you realize your kids went out without asking for permission..The joy of leaving the kids with their father!Help them eat when they’re small? What kind of job is this motherhood thing?Taking a nap as a mother: expectations vs. reality (Here’s the reality!)Guys, I told you cuddling is a bad idea during summer!Oh, man.. it’s THEM again!When you’re so tired you simply start caressing your baby with the back legs..“When are they going to fall asleep? I’m waiting for 3 hours already..”You can see the energy in the baby’s eyes (and the lack of enthusiasm in the mother’s look)!Studying human behavior to teach her children how to be civilized.Stop it, son! Oh, wait..that’s not mine. Where’s my son?!“Please, take them out for a walk..Please.”Somebody will not get away without being punished tonight..“Okay, so this is the baby. What should I do now?”“Couldn’t I have just one or two kittens instead of 100?”Oh, boy, you really need a bath, son!When your friends leave their overly enthusiastic children with you..This is just about how scared a mother can get sometimes.Guys, will you.. You’re already asleep, aren’t you?Can you spot the intruder?“My mom won’t get up from here! What’s wrong with you? Help her!”Can you make room for your mother, please? Come on, let’s move!“…and that’s how annoying my baby was today. You will understand when you’ll grow up, son. Good night!”Family dinners must be lovely!Honey, you’re beautiful, but please stay there!When you want a break from your children so you pretend to pass out..Parents always watch over their children – both literally and metaphorically.The instruction manual for mothers didn’t warn me about kids’ energy levels!Guys, I can’t hold all of you here! Please get down!“Can I quit motherhood for a day?”Guys, I TOLD you to stay in line. Nobody listens to me. Okay.