In the morning, most people get woken up by an alarm clock. From now on, you’ll be woken up by your cat.

Because His or Her Royal Catness always has breakfast at 4:50 a.m. and not a minute later!

Needless to say — the food tastes better off the floor than from the bowl.

And for dessert, the fluffy horror will eat your cake under the pretense of saving it from falling off the table.

Your adorable kitty cat is going to follow you relentlessly all day long, mentally criticizing everything you do.

“Privacy? Nope, we’ve never heard of it!”

And it’s a big question whether your pets will allow you to use your bathroom at all.

This charming despot doesn’t even allow his owner to use the chair.

Believe us — if your pussycat decides to steal your husband away from you, nothing is going to stop her.

And no, cats never feel the least bit ashamed.