Their camouflage game is on point.

The female lays her eggs in the male’s pouch for him to fertilize internally. He then carries them — as many as 2,000 at a time — for two to three weeks before giving birth. Sadly, less than one in a thousand will survive long enough to become an adult.

Seahorse courtship begins with a daily “dance,” during which the male and female gracefully swim together. This courtship happens every morning for several days — the final dance can last up to eight hours — until the couple finally does the deed.

Seahorse heads are shaped to let them move through the water undetected. The quietly sneaky hunting technique gives them an impressive 90 percent successful predatory kill rate.

Seahorses have no teeth and no stomach. They use their tube-shaped noses to suck up small animals, and they have to eat almost constantly since food passes through their digestive systems so quickly

Seahorses are terrible swimmers. They’re the slowest of all fish due to the tiny fin on the middle of their back. (It’s their only method of propulsion.) They have been known to die of exhaustion if seas get too rough.

They can wrap their dexterous tails around whatever is available to them — even one another. Sometimes they latch onto seaweed or other moving debris to ride ocean currents.