Always remember: dress to impress.

Try to be cute. Then someone is bound to give you a cookie eventually.

And if they don’t, ask them to explain why.

Keep in mind: every raccoon should be capable of doing what it takes to get a cookie.

Modesty is a virtue for us raccoons, you know.

Always make friends with the cats. They may share something yummy with you.

You can start by flirting with them.

Conspiracy is something we excel at, you see.

Try to diversify your diet. Cookies are great, but there are many more delicious things out there in the world!

Working out is the key to good health.